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OH CRAP! IS THE SKY FALLING AGAIN?

THE MESSIAH &  HIS APOSTLES.....

THE MESSIAH & HIS APOSTLES…..

Well speaking for myself as I came crashing into this world (this morning) I didn’t hear Mr. Roger’s singing, “What A Wonderful World.” we have…….and again and again I heard out in the distance, faint “war cries” & the beat of, “distant war drums!”…….but as I digress, where the hell is our self-proclaimed; “Shitting Bull?” …….Am I to understand he/she or it spent the whole night “Praying to Mecca?” For World Peace, for harmony, for love of mankind, or for, Vlad The Impaler to see the light & the resurrection and the Holy Ghost?……What a GUY! Heavens to Betsy, how in the hell did we get this lucky…..we have found our modern-day, 20th Century Moses……shit & shinola……..We have found our Shangri-La …..

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At any rate, I have heard through, “reliable sources “ that there will be a Television Extravaganza coming soon (where’s the popcorn & beer) perhaps Easter…..hosted by David Gregory (Not your every day communist) from “Meet The Press,”…..also filling in & doing guest roles will be Brian (I’m a Liar) Williams and others ….Chrissie Mathews , Eddie Schultz , …well the whole MSNBC gang….

However details are starting to leak out about the texts or script…this will be like Moses coming down from the mountain with the “Ten Commandments” ……The setting will be a “Gathering by the River,” there will be multitudes……thousands ……crying …weeping…..sick……delusional……poverty-stricken…..millionaires……liars…cheats……waiting & praying for their Savior, Messiah or their master…to heal the world from its pain…… And from what I’ve heard , our Divine Queen will take two bagels, four all beef hot-dogs and feed everyone in the crowd……and for his last trick he plans to change summer wine to horse-piss…..does it get any better than this……

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And I know there will be rumors out there that Vladimir will be in the crowd…and will be “saved from his sins,” by the Holy Moly Savant Mullah……and baptized……..Don’t hold your breath for that one happening…..I’ve also heard there is a bit of a “lover-spat”…..however this is not National Enquirer …..I digress again…….
Damn, all this kinda brings a tear to my eye…what a teachable moment…instead of saying, OH CRAP! IS THE SKY FALLING AGAIN…..we can say we have been SAVED……LORD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS………..

THE WIZARD OF CON & HIS QUEER QUEEN PUPPET ......

THE WIZARD OF CON & HIS QUEER QUEEN PUPPET ……

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